the best of wait wait…don’t tell me Disc 1

Tracks: 12, total time: 59:26, year: 2008, genre: Radio

S/N Time Song Title
1. 3:20 Carl Kasell: Singer of Songs, Teller of Tales
2. 8:53 Wait Wait… That’s Kinda Tawdry, But I Like It
3. 11:11 Michael Moore Plays Not My Job
4. 4:53 The Week the News Came Giftwrapped
5. 2:55 Hillary Clinton’s First Bad Decision
6. 2:13 The Man Who Ran…His Mouth
7. 2:30 The Man Rejected By Both Americas
8. 2:37 The Worst Campaign Ever
9. 1:28 Even His Illness Prompted Devotion
10. 2:47 The Senator Who Is Not a Good Wing Man
11. 11:06 Chris Paul of the New Orleans Hornets Plays Not My Job
12. 5:35 Thank You President Bush

The Best of Old Time Radio

Tracks: 2, total time: 58:52, year: 2001, genre: Radio

Starring Howard Duff. YEAR: 1948

S/N Time Song Title
1. 29:18 The Shadow 02-20-38
2. 29:31 Columbia Presents Corwin 07-24-45

Best of the Bickersons Vol. 1

Tracks: 7, total time: 61:43, year: 1947, genre: Radio

S/N Time Song Title
1. 0:25 Introduction
2. 6:28 John and Blance Plan a Sea Voyage
3. 12:34 John and Blanche on a Sea Voyage
4. 10:57 John Gets a 76 Dollar Income Tax Refund Check
5. 8:35 Blanche and John Have a Wedding Anniversary
6. 13:16 Blanche Questions John About Why He Was So Late Coming Home
7. 9:28 John Goes In for an Operation to Cure His Snoring

The Best of BFN Networks (Volume 1 – CD2)

Tracks: 36, total time: 72:27, year: 2001, genre: Radio

The Best of BFN Networks: Season 4
CD 2 – “Osama Yo’ Momma!”
To MadisonRosbar, whose genius will be sorely missed. Take Care.

S/N Time Song Title
1. 6:17 “The Scary House”/Fun Never Ends
“The Scary House” is a BFN Opener
“Fun Never Ends” by Sense Field
2. 1:02 Jailbait Root Canal
3. 0:25 Turtle Rock Introduction
4. 0:27 UIC Radio Promo (Chad Wilkens)
5. 0:12 Sponsor – Backdoor Princess
6. 0:38 Madison Syphilis Declaration
7. 0:15 “Mmmm… Lubed Chicken…”
8. 3:34 The Quiet Suffering of a Child Star
or That’s My Donkey Boy!
9. 0:36 News of the Weird – The Sexual Apparatus of the Male Earwig
10. 1:26 Human Algebra
11. 2:03 Fear of a Mouse
Acid Junkie/Psycho Dave
Borderline Explicit
12. 6:17 How Stupid Can You Be?
A Special Bob Dubilina Rant
13. 0:07 BFN Networks Promo – Pleasure
14. 0:31 The Panty Drawer Defense
15. 0:46 Sex in Advertising
16. 4:15 Savage Love – Call Me Shallow
17. 0:36 “Man I Boned a Lot of Pigs!”
Madison Rosbar
18. 0:05 BFN Networks Promo – Pigs
19. 6:30 The Straight Dope – Attack of the Candiru
or Chad Feels Your Pain
20. 0:43 Hookers & Gas
21. 3:29 Honorable Porn Surfing
22. 0:29 It’s a Rule!
23. 0:44 In & Out Burger
24. 1:34 Broadcasting Off the Air
or What Happens When Bob’s Not Here
Painfully Explicit
25. 1:09 Britney Spears’ 4th Album
To Be Released at a Later Date
26. 0:05 BFN Networks Promo – Grandmother
27. 0:40 Big Red Tony’s Acting Debut
28. 4:23 Bob’s a Moron!
29. 2:09 Blame It on the Bed
30. 0:18 UIC Radio Promo (Bob Dubilina)
31. 0:07 “I’ll Deflate Those Lips For You!”
32. 13:25 Carrie Colpitt’s Dating Dilema
33. 0:12 Robin Leach’s BFN Sign-Off
Psycho Dave
34. 1:03 BFN Networks, Good Night!
35. 0:13 “Run, It’s Squirrelly D!”
36. 5:55 BFN Networks Introduction Blooper
Randomly Explicit

The Best of BFN Networks (Volume 1 – CD1)

Tracks: 38, total time: 79:10, year: 2001, genre: Radio

The Best of BFN Networks: Season 4
CD 1 – “Divine Motherbunny”
To Saarene, for being out first listener. Stay Sexy

S/N Time Song Title
1. 4:30 “Godspoke”/Dropping Anchor
“Godspoke” is a BFN Opener
“Dropping Anchor” by Jimmy’s Chicken Shack
2. 0:49 We’re Not Ready!
3. 2:38 BFN Networks Introduction
4. 3:40 Bob Dubilina & Chad Wilkens Introduction
Explicit
5. 2:16 Psycho Dave Introduction
6. 1:15 Acid Junkie & Madison Rosbar Introduction
7. 0:48 Jessie the Hippo Introduction
…or “When Handpuppets Talk Back”
8. 1:07 Big Red Tony Introduction
9. 0:18 UIC Radio Promo (Bob Dubilina)
10. 0:07 Sponsor – 1-900-HOT-DUCK
11. 0:12 “I Need Some Static Feedback”
A Bob Dubilina Ditty
12. 0:17 Chad, Let it Go!
13. 3:00 Big Red Tony’s Peanut Butter Fetish
14. 6:43 Sex Toy Safety
15. 2:14 Cuddling & Snuggling
16. 0:08 “We’ve Got Issues!”
A Bob Dubilina Ditty
17. 5:41 Steppin’ With Squirrelly D!
18. 0:25 Bob’s Double Rejection
19. 1:05 Lonely Priests
20. 2:25 Newcity’s “Best of Chicago” Porn Scare Mispronounciation
21. 0:09 BFN Networks Promo – Mackitude
22. 4:17 Radiohead, No!
A Bob Dubilina Rant
23. 1:44 Savage Love – Doggy Comes First
24. 1:59 A Compassionate Hand in the Bush
25. 0:14 “Stuff Up the Flue?”
26. 6:14 Sudanese Lovin’ in a Turkish Bathhouse
27. 0:05 BFN Networks Promo – Sister
28. 0:32 Bash on Jessie Day
29. 1:50 What Can’t You Say?
Explicit Enough to Be Concerned
30. 0:27 UIC Radio Promo (Chad Wilkens)
31. 3:55 Where Do You Keep Your Drugs? In America?
32. 1:19 Illinois Divorce Magazine Homeless Representatives
33. 2:29 Not Down with The Get Up Kids
A Special Bob Dubilina Rant
34. 0:05 BFN Networks Promo – 10%
35. 0:16 “Spray It On Your Pillow!”
36. 5:59 UR Chicago’s Sick & Twisted Kiss’n’Tell
37. 7:49 These Women Are Mine!
A Special Bob Dubilina Rant
38. 0:21 Pork Loins!

The Best of BFN Networks (Volume 2 – CD1)

Tracks: 27, total time: 78:47, year: 2003, genre: Radio

The Best of BFN Networks: Season 5
CD 1 – “A Map of Hawaii”
To Llama, for being the first Spotlight Artist to tune in. (www.houseofllama.com)

S/N Time Song Title
1. 5:46 BFN Opener – Jimmy & Katherine / Llama – Too Much Too Soon
2. 0:43 Worst Intro Ever
3. 0:53 Our Feared & Revered Psycho Dave
4. 2:25 A Phone Call to Jesse
5. 0:15 UIC Radio Promo (Chad & Jason)
6. 1:15 Sponsor: Astroglide
7. 4:54 Amazing Grace
8. 0:24 “No, You Don’t Have My Back!”
9. 3:23 The Sponsor is the Story
10. 4:40 News of the Weird – Thinning the Herd
11. 5:41 Chad’s Copacabana Opener / Ike Reilly – Put A Little Love In It (According to John)
12. 4:14 Smoove B. – Baby, She Means Nothing to Me
13. 4:40 Amanda & Jean-Gerard
14. 2:43 Bob’s Girlfriend is Cool
15. 3:08 The “Men of BFN” Calendar
16. 10:00 Lincoln Park Dating Game
17. 5:54 Tantric Motherbunny / Superdrag – Feeling Like I Do
18. 4:13 Savage Love – Breast Milk Cheese
19. 1:40 News of the Weird – Masturbatory Nuvo
20. 1:30 Gourmet ala Chad
21. 0:58 The Proverbial Thing Up Bob’s Ass
22. 3:44 De Fatherland Steaks
23. 0:18 UIC Radio Promo (Bob)
24. 0:42 News of the Weird – Where’s the Party?
25. 0:48 Charlie-Huntin’ Jesus
26. 3:50 Vanilla Sky Massacre
A Special Bob Dubilina Rant
27. 0:16 “Fresh from Momma…”

The Best of BFN Networks (Volume 2 – CD2)

Tracks: 26, total time: 77:28, year: 2003, genre: Radio

The Best of BFN Networks: Season 5
CD 2 – “A Spoonful of Justice”
To Jama, who warned us from the beginning that we never had a chance

S/N Time Song Title
1. 6:50 BFN Opener – Your Honor / Joseph Arthur – Nation of Slaves
2. 3:58 Red Light ATM
3. 6:40 Death Penalty Pen Pals
4. 0:23 UIC Radio Promo (Bob & Chad)
5. 0:49 Sponsor: Mr. Smith’s Chocolate Salty Balls
6. 3:38 Savage Love – Big Ballin’
7. 4:22 The Benifits of a High Protein Diet
8. 3:07 The SPF of Human Semen
9. 0:07 BFN Promo (Sticky)
10. 6:21 “The Incredible Holt!” Opener / Red Elephant – Mean Clean
11. 0:49 The Best of BFN Dating Game – Chad & Jama: Introduction
12. 5:09 The Best of BFN Dating Game – Chad & Jama: General Questions
13. 3:58 The Best of BFN Dating Game – Chad & Jama: Special Questions
14. 1:21 The Best of BFN Dating Game – Chad & Jama: Results
15. 4:40 Whiskyfest Chicago
16. 0:54 News of the Weird – 9 Holes in Each Country
17. 0:50 Nasty BFN Sandwich
18. 1:26 Just Give Me Some Sex!
A Special Bob Dubilina Rant
19. 4:31 “Play the Damn Song!” / William Topley – Wide Sargasso Sea
20. 0:34 “You Actually Came Out of Someone’s Womb?”
21. 2:30 Happy 21st Birthday, Bob!
22. 2:14 A Letter to Britney Spears
23. 0:51 UIC Radio Promo (Chad & Dave)
24. 4:34 Maggie Lieman – Why Do Porn Actors Have to Use Such Foul Language?
25. 2:31 Chlorine Cures Everything
26. 4:32 Best Sign-Off Ever

Best of Old Time Radio Disk 2

Tracks: 2, total time: 59:35, year: 0, genre: Radio

S/N Time Song Title
1. 29:53 The Andrews Sisters NK Musical Showroom with Guest Abbott and Costello 11/28/45
2. 29:39 Abbott and Costello Show with guest Harold Peary 1-20-44